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Apr 20, 2008
More girls, more places, more more more! Camera Pick-Up This is different from the more advanced camera technique, in that it’s about meeting a girl using your digital camera. There are a couple variations, and they can work just about anywhere – although bars and scenic spots are best. The first way, you offer to take a picture of a group of ladies to take a shot of some ladies setting up for a photo and trying to figure out who to ask. You know the situation. So now you’ve got confidence and a sparkle of gallantry going for you. Now you want to have some playful conversation – like the previous technique, you set them up a bit, move them around, perhaps slightly hands-on, but not too much, and only in a natural I-do-this-with-everyone way. After you take the first shot, make a joke about the faces they make, have them do it again. Get them laughing and enjoying themselves – this works especially well in a tourist spot with ladies just out having a good time, no schedule. Learn a little bit about what they’re doing, find out their next plan. If they don’t have one, invite them along to join you. If they’ve got an idea, nothing works better than “Yeah, that’s a nice spot… but I know a better one which isn’t in the guide books. I’m actually heading that way soon, if you want me to show you the way.” Or, you can take it a whole different direction, and ask THEM to guide YOU. If you’ve made them laugh enough during the photo shoot, they’ll likely invite you along. If not, say “I know (or heard about) this great place to grab a coffee and relax. I’m going there at 4 – why don’t I meet you there? Lots of good restaurants and bars for later in the evening in the area too.” Odds are they’ll be more than happy to join you. Second technique, same as the first, but get one of the ladies to snap your picture – then offer to do the same for them, get playful conversation going from the start. REMEMBER, EVERYTHING hinges on having a lady enjoy her time with you. These techniques, they’re just openers to get the ice broken – your success is entirely about your banter and playful aura - creating attraction. These are great ways to open a lady or group, but you’ve got to know what you’re going to do with them BEFORE you start to have a chance to bring it further. Ok, the third and most advanced version is to ask a girl to take a photo WITH you. This gives you an excuse to give her a squeeze, get a kiss on the cheek (girls love this, although they usually resist at first), strike a funny playful pose – and of course come up with an excuse why the first one isn’t any good and you’ve got to do it again. NOTE: Don’t overdo the retakes – once, maybe twice, they’re fun. More than that, and you seem like a clingy guy who can’t think of a better way to hold her attention. One More Question Pick-Up This is something you use for a woman who’s got a huge wall that she just refuses to lower. Every time she brushes you off, say “Ok, I’ll leave you alone, but real quickly let me just ask one more question…” and make it as funny, fun, and playful as you can. The trick here is to slowly melt away her guard. If you pick your targets carefully, you should see her gradually warming to you Her protests should get more feeble, and at the end she might say something like “You’re fun, but I’m REALLY running late now and I’ve GOT to go.” No problem. Set up a rendezvous and she’ll be all yours. Again, be careful with this technique. If you’re using it and the girl is getting more and more frustrated and curt, cut your losses and run. Pull this with the wrong lady – and the wrong lady might just mean someone having a shitty day – and all you’ll do is piss her off and provoke some nastiness out of her, as she’ll believe it’s the only way to get rid of you. Choose wisely friends, because this is a POWERFUL technique – there are only two ways to get out of it, which is to give in or to fight, so don’t use it all the time, and don’t use it to create a fight. Palm-Reading Pick-Up You probably already know enough about this one you don’t need much more tutoring, but one key to remember: After you know a few basics, you can casually drop your skills into a conversation and have the girls asking YOU to read them. Study for awhile, hold for awhile, just like the training says. Then say “Hmm… I see something interesting about you here.” She’ll immediately ask “What?” “I don’t know if I should tell you…” “What is it? WHAT?!!” Now answer with something easy and generic, and she’ll start filling in the gaps. Agree, and talk more about what you see in relation to what she’s telling you. This is exactly what the pros do, and she’ll believe she’s got a spiritual guru holding her hand. Not a bad start, eh? Bookstore Pick-Up This is easy – and fun, because you often get an intelligent class of woman in bookstores. Hang out in the sections women are often in – this includes new age, sex, romance, art… Notice what the girl is reading – and say “(Book title). I was interested in that book – is it any good?” She might ask why you’re interested in the book, and you can say “Well, I’m interested in that subject area.” Guess what – so’s she! Now you’ve got a topic to talk about at length, and from there you can easily shift to the bookstore coffee shop or a nearby one. Works like a charm. Derek VitalioCheck out Derek Vitalio material:
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Apr 10, 2008
Places for Successful Pick-ups
Now we continue our look at particular strategies for particular girls and places. Church Girl Pick-Up There’s this mistaken belief that church girls are frigid and not worth shooting for. Uh… wrong. Now, they DO tend to be looking for longer more serious relationships, so if you’re not prepared to enter into that sort of thing, then you’d best avoid them unless you’re comfortable being a bastard. The thing is, getting in good with church girls is actually pretty easy. It’s similar to political girls: start a conversation and let her preach to you. Let her take you under her wing. The more devious guys will sometimes fake a “conversion” but if that leaves you with a bad taste there’s no need for it. All you need is to show her attraction and sincere interest, let her try and convince you of the way, and when there’s a break in the action, put your knowledge to work. One thing: go gently, and let her flower. Church girls think about sex as much as anyone else, if not more (ah, forbidden fruit). You can take the topic that direction slowly and innocently – don’t press hard, but when she’s blushing and smiling and turning her eyes to the ground, you’ll know she’s excited and flushed and yearning for that forbidden fruit. Good place to be. Psychic Intuition Pick-Up This is a fun, easy, pick-up. Go up to a girl and say, in a very serious way, “I have a psychic intuition about you.” She’ll probably respond “What?” – to which you answer something comedically generic. Like “You… like chocolate.” Or “You… take… showers!” She’ll laugh, and then you’re in. From there, you can just use your skills and run with it. And, if she somehow doesn’t fit your generic statement, that’s fine too… you can get her laughing just as easily with “You don’t shower? Well, that explains the odor in this part of the city then.” Fun any way it goes. College Party Pick-Up This doesn’t work when you’re 40, but even after you’ve graduated you have a few years to take advantage of the plethora of hot young women that college affords. When I first graduated, instead of renting my own place – both to save money and to enjoy the scene – I moved in to a student co-op. Made plenty of friends, and found out about all the parties. When I’d go, lots of conversations would quickly go to “What’s your major?” Now, if you just say “Oh, I was an English major, but I graduated two years ago.” well, you’ll sound like a loser. But if you say “I already graduated, but I’m here now studying how to have good communication and great sex.” That always got the conversation headed in the right direction – and the “loser stuck in the past” archetype is replaced by the “sophisticated lover who can show me new things and new feelings.” Very nice. Shoe Store Pick-Up This is a simple one – and one you can take two ways. Go to a shoe store – make sure the clerk is an attractive lady – and ask HER opinion about men’s shoes. Ask her what would look good on YOU. Now, the two directions this can go – either you value her opinion and she’ll feel and appreciate that – or you go the other way, and mock her. “Yeah, of course you’d say THAT” and then you go with a completely different pair. Remember, the second option has to be done playfully, or you’ll just come off like a dick. But if you do it right, it should lead to plenty of fun conversation and future meetings. (“When do you get off work?” always is usable after you’ve established good communication and attraction.) Airplane Pick-Up This is great, because everything is set up for you. It’s a little harder in the age of the ipod and in-flight entertainment, but few people spend an entire trip plugged in to electronics. The beauty is, if you’ve got a beautiful woman sitting next to you, odds are she’s bored out of her skull – and you’re the only option around. Find something to comment about – like a nice tan – and ask a question. Let the conversation progress naturally from there. A corollary option is the stewardess. With them, asking for recommendations is a great in – and asking them about how they got into the business, where they’ve been, what kind of time they spend in their stops and what they do with that time. Odds are very good she’ll know at least one or two nice spots – and if you play your cards right, she just might show you around. Conversely, if you’re headed home, you can make the same offer to her. You’ve got to be quite slick about this – stewardesses get hit on every flight – but if you’ve got genuine interest in what they’re saying, you can have some fun every two months when she comes to town. Dance Pick-Up Sometimes, you’re in a place where you can’t talk. No problem. When on the dance floor, “accidentally” brush up against a girl. Notice her. Start dancing with her – hold her hands, work your fingers up her arms, down her sides to her waist, and back up again. She should get VERY turned on by this. Bring her closer. Put your arm around her waist – if it’s going well, hold her ass. Lean in close to her ear and say something like “So, are you a good kisser?” If she reacts in any way other than utter horror, go in for that kiss. You can go from contact to kiss with, even, no words. Few things feel better than that. Derek VitalioCheck out Derek Vitalio material:
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Mar 23, 2008
Strippers vs Regular Women
As far as I'm concerned, there are only two types of women on this planet.
Strippers, and all the others.
(You might be able to get away with calling all the others "Regular
Women," but in my experience, there is no such thing as "Regular.")
So here is what distinguishes the two:
- Regular women are often uptight about sex.
- Strippers are more in tune with their sexuality.
- Regular women can be cold, frigid, or inexperienced in the bedroom.
- Strippers are usually maniacs in the sack, and know how to please a man.
- Regular women are boring.
- Strippers make sure you never have a dull moment.
There are a lot of misconceptions about strippers out there.
People tend to think that "Regular Women" are better than Strippers.
But they aren't. They're just "different."
If you're looking to have a wild time, strippers are the girls for you.
If you're looking to have great sex, you gotta go with a stripper.
If you're looking to have an amazing experience with a women, bar none, strippers are the way to go.
(Oh, and did I forget to mention that more strippers like to have
threesomes with other women than those stuffy old "Regular Chicks" do?)
If you haven't dated a stripper at least ONCE in your life, you are missing out, my friend.
In my book Stripper Secrets, I spill all my insider knowledge about how to date every man's fantasy woman.
You simply can't go wrong here. If you want the best experience of your life, you gotta check out my book now:
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Talk soon,
Joseph Matthews
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Mar 22, 2008
How To Get Her Outside The Club
How was your day? Did work go well? I remember when I was doing the whole "9-to-5" thing. Man, did that suck! Waking up early, driving through rush hour traffic, sitting in a cubicle... BLAH! That's not for me. No sir. But let's face it: we all have bills to pay. We all HAVE to work. But imagine for a second: The rent is due, bills are piling up, and you really need to make your weekly check - fast! Then, someone comes up to you and says... "Hey, let's get out of here and go party." Would you do it? Sure, as long as you don't mind living out of a cardboard box and eating garbage all day long! Seems absurd that would actually happen, right? Well guess what: It happens to Strippers ALL THE TIME. Every single guy in the club is looking to get the girls out of there. But news flash -- ITS THEIR JOB! If they don't dance, they don't pay the rent, get their meals, or buy that nice new pair of shoes they'd been eyeing for months. So trying to pull a Stripper from her workplace can be difficult. BUT -- Not impossible. There are 2 methods I usually use to get girls to meet me outside the club. The first isn't a quick fix, in the respect that they don't go home with you that night. But I basically set up a meeting for the next day. (This is, of course, after I establish myself as a cool guy, like I outline in the the Stripper Secrets book, otherwise they'll never keep the meeting.) OR You can buy her out of the club. Let me explain... Every Stripper has a quota. A certain dollar amount she wants to make each night. The club also requires a certain amount of money. If you want to get her out of the club right then and there, you got to meet her quota and club fees. Just say something like "Hey, how much are you looking to make tonight and how much do you have to pay to the house?" Then, offer to cover that expense so the two of you can go out and get some food or something. Or, give the money to a friend and tell her your friend is going to cover it. Now, you may be thinking "I don't want to pay all that money to get a Stripper to meet me outside the club!" Well the good news is: You Don't Have To! In my book, Stripper Secrets, I'll show you in great detail how to hook up with any stripper for next to nothing. All for the price of two lap dances! Go to: Click Here To Start Pulling Beautiful Strippers Right Now! So stop messing around. If you really want to live out your sexual fantasy with the ultimate woman, you got to check out this book TODAY. Peace out, Joseph Matthews
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Mar 21, 2008
Are Strippers Really Crazy
We've all heard the rumors.
Everyone's had a buddy who's dated a "Crazy" stripper.
We've heard him talk about how much drama she was, and how insane she made his life.
And its true, there are some genuinely CRAZY strippers out there that can make your life buck-wild.
But you never hear about the NORMAL ones.
(Yes, there are probably just as many normal girls who strip as there are crazy ones.)
But see, no one ever talks about them!
Why?
Because they're too busy leading a happy life to complain! And in this day and age, unless you complain, you can't get heard.
I know many strippers who are wonderful women, and make great girlfriends and wives.
It IS possible!
You just have to know how to screen them.
See, if you meet a stripper in the club, you have to know one very important thing...
Strippers LIE!!!
They lie all the time.
You can never really trust anything a stripper EVER tells you in the club.
This is because they try to distance themselves from the customers by not really sharing any personal information.
Most strippers won't even give you their real NAMES, for God's Sake.
But this is actually a GOOD THING, believe it or not.
Because if you can get a stripper to just share 1 little truth about
themselves in the club, you'll have distinguished yourself from every
other chump in there.
And the more truthful the stripper is, the more you can tell whether or not she is one of the "crazy" ones.
Once a stripper opens up to you, she just won't stop talking.
Here are the things to look out for...
- Stories of extended drug abuse. And I'm not talking about Pot here, I'm talking about the hard-core stuff.
- Stories of criminal activities.
- Stories of insane boyfriends.
If you encounter any of these: RUN FOR THE HILLS!
These are the three biggest warning signs your stripper is one of the CRAZY ones.
But let's say you find one that is normal and fits the bill.
What do you do then?
Well, if you don't know my tried and true "how to pick up strippers
without spending a ton of money" tactics, you could very well SCREW UP
YOUR CHANCES all together.
See, there's a funny thing about strippers...
Most of them don't care how tall you are, how old you are, how you look, or what the color of your skin is.
Most of them are HIGHLY in touch with their sexuality, and they just
need a man who knows the right things to do and the right way to treat
them.
In my book, Stripper Secrets, I SPILL THE BEANS about how to date strippers and live a life that would make most pimps jealous.
This is true PLAYER material here.
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But you got to hurry. I've pissed off the super-rich owners of the strip club chains by revealing these insider secrets.
Why?
Because my book shows men how to get what they want without the club sucking all their valuable money away from them!
But I don't know how much longer it will be before their lawyers shut me down. So get this book while you can!
Later,
Joseph Matthews
Posted at 10:07 am by pickupartist
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